Yes, Dear…
Valeska
Valeska dressed as a lion
by Anjie Coates Photo by Anjie Coates
  • Valeska is a lovely, exuberant and silly Doberman who always gets her nails painted each month in something seasonally appropriate, and she enjoys it perhaps a bit too much…
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    “OK, you’re all clean and conditioned. Let’s head to the table and get you dried and finished,” I tell her.
  • Dog
    Valeska: “And nails! We do nails first!”
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    “No, we can’t paint your nails first, nail painting is always last,” I
    remind her.
  • Dog
    Valeska: “No, this time we do it first!
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    “We can’t do it first. When I brush you, all of your fur will stick to the wet nail polish,” I say.
  • Dog
    Valeska: “Skip that part.”
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    “That’s why you’re here, I’m not skipping that part!” I tell her.
  • Dog
    Valeska: “Don’t need brushing, just nails pretty.”
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    “Um…that’s not how this works,” I say.
  • Dog
    Valeska: “OK, fine. Do the other stuff.”
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    “I know, it’s just terrible being brushed and having your ear boogers taken out,” I say as
    I finish drying her and start brushing her out.
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    “There, you’re shinier than a new penny. Was that truly so awful?” I ask.
  • Dog
    Valeska: “No, was nice. I’m sorry. I love you!” And she gives me a soft kiss on my cheek.
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    “Thank you, I love you too. Now, let’s see what we can do to make your nails pretty, shall we?” I ask her.
  • Four different colore carnival ticket illustrations
  • Dog
    Valeska leaps up and kisses me directly on the eye and then sits wiggling from head to toe.
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    I finish trimming and filing her nails and pull out the nail pens. “OK. Red, blue, yellow or purple?” I ask.
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    I hold out the pens for her to choose one. She sniffs them all and chooses red.
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    “OK. How about red with silver specks and gold designs?” I propose.
  • Dog
    Valeska: “Yes!” And she shoves her paw at my face.
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    “OK, hang on.” I say as I set up the stand dryer to blow on her front feet.
  • Dog
    Valeska: “Hurry!”
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    “OK, I’m going,” I say as I start to paint her front nails red.
  • Dog
    Valeska sticks her head in between my head and her foot.
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    “Umm…dear? I can’t see through your head. I kinda need to see what I’m doing here.” I tell her.
  • Dog
    Valeska: “Oh, right.”
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    I put on the second coat and then add the silver glitter and gold designs.
  • Dog
    Valeska: “Do more!
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    “If I do more it’ll be too busy,” I tell her.
  • Dog
    Valeska: “More!!”
  • White and red balloon
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    To which I reply, Yes dear...
  • Valeska with nails painted